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(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 13:08

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Allora, c'è gabbianella che entra in una cabina telefonica, alza la cornetta, ci sta un po, poi esce.
Subito dopo entra katietta, alza la cornetta, ci sta un po, poi esce.
Rientra gabbianella, stessa storia, poi esce.
Rientra katietta, stessa storia, poi esce.
La cosa si ripete per 8 - 10 volte.
Io, Zac, incuriosito per avere assistito alla curiosa e strana scena, chiedo a gabbianella il motivo di sto andirivieni.
Risposta: vedi Zac, io entro, alzo la cornetta e chiedo:
Chi è la donna più bella di Varese?
E la cornetta risponde: tu tu tu tu tutu tu tu tu tu
Volevo chiedere la stessa cosa a katietta, ma ho capito che non era il caso.
Anzi, volevo chiamare il manicomio.
Mah

Cattolico_Romano

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 13:11

Gabbianella1.

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 13:18

ehehhehehhehehehhemal'hai inventata tu?????
Come sempre riesci a strappare un sorriso....

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 13:18

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Un tizio dice ad una donna:
- Ti racconto una barzelletta che ti farà cadere il seno per il gran ridere^
Poi la guarda ben bene e le dice:
- Ma cos'è, te l'ho già raccontata!

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 13:23

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Esame di maturità

- Chi era Volta?
- Volta era l'inventore della pila.
- Chi era Voltaire?
- Voltaire era l'inventore della pilaire

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 13:28

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Una sera d'inverno,......... cioè..... una sera d'inver.......ehi me la son dimenticata!
Ah, sìsì, dunque un sera d'inv.......ahem.....un ser.........boh, niente da fare, quando mi verrà in mente ve la racconto la settimana scorsa, uff

Gabbianella1.

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 13:31

UFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

...grazie...

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 19:28

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Un tizio chiama il taxi e sale sul sedile posteriore.
Dopo qualche kilometro il tizio batte con la mano sulla spalla del tassista dicendogli: - ehi!
Il tassista perde il controllo dell'auto, comincia a fare delle urla tremende, sbanda e fa sbandare un pulman che cade nel pricipizio con non so quanti morti, e insomma, dopo parecchio zig-zagare finisce dentro un negozio sfasciando anche questo.
Si rivolge al tizio e gli dice: - che non faccia mai più una cosa simile!
Il tizio: - ma io non sapevo che lei fosse così sensibile anche solo per averle dato una pacca sulla spalla!
Il tassista: - beh, ha ragione anche lei ma sa, è la prima volta che guido un taxi.
- Coooosaaaa? è la prima volta? Ehiiiii voglio scendere subito!
Ma prima che lavoro faceva scusi!
L'autista: - ho guidato per 40 anni il carro funebre, capirà anche lei che sentendomi battere una mano sulla spalla...

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 20:16

8 anzi 6

Nella foresta, Robin Hood e i suoi compagni stanno combattendo
contro lo sceriffo di Nottingham.
Nel corso della battaglia Robin Hood viene colpito a un braccio da una freccia scagliata da uno dei nemici e cade a terra gemendo.
Little John accorre preoccupato e gli chiede:
- Robin Hood, ti hanno colpito? Dove ti fa male?
E Robin Hood risponde:
- Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, proprio qui, nel punto indicato dalla frecciaaaaa.

Cattolico_Romano

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 20:18

Re:

(Zacuff), 04/08/2009 20.16:
8 anzi 6

Nella foresta, Robin Hood e i suoi compagni stanno combattendo
contro lo sceriffo di Nottingham.
Nel corso della battaglia Robin Hood viene colpito a un braccio da una freccia scagliata da uno dei nemici e cade a terra gemendo.
Little John accorre preoccupato e gli chiede:
- Robin Hood, ti hanno colpito? Dove ti fa male?
E Robin Hood risponde:
- Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, proprio qui, nel punto indicato dalla frecciaaaaa.

Cattolico_Romano

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 20:18

Quanti Berlusconi ci vogliono per cambiare una lampadina?

Uno solo che tiene ferma la lampadina. Poi il mondo gira tutto intorno a lui. [SM=g6794]

Cattolico_Romano

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 20:20

Una signora si reca dal medico di famiglia con gli occhi pesti e il corpo ricoperto di lividi. Davanti al dottore ammette che le lesioni sono state provocate dal marito.
E questi le dice:
- Mah, pensavo che suo marito fosse fuori per lavoro!
- Ehh... anch'io lo pensavo...

[SM=g8930]

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 20:21

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Un carabiniere di nome Brambilla sta parlando con i colleghi
in caserma; arriva una telefonata e chiedono di Brambilla.
Lui risponde al telefono e dall'altra parte gli viene comunicato
che sua mamma e' deceduta. Il povero Brambilla si mette a
piangere; i colleghi cercano di consolarlo, poi il maresciallo
lo chiama dicendogli di andare pure a fare la valigia per
tornare a casa a dare l'estremo saluto alla mamma.
Ma quando sta per uscire, arriva un'altra telefonata: chiedono
nuovamente di Brambilla. Lui afferra il telefono, ascolta e
scoppia a piangere disperato, poi spiega ai colleghi:
"Che disgraziaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ...
Ha telefonato mio fratello e mi ha detto che e' morta anche
sua mamma!"

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 20:22

Re:

Cattolico_Romano, 04/08/2009 20.20:
Una signora si reca dal medico di famiglia con gli occhi pesti e il corpo ricoperto di lividi. Davanti al dottore ammette che le lesioni sono state provocate dal marito.
E questi le dice:
- Mah, pensavo che suo marito fosse fuori per lavoro!
- Ehh... anch'io lo pensavo...

ahahahahah (risata finta)

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 20:26

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Dal dottore.
- Dottore, ho un problema.
- Dimmi pure.
- Sono gay
-Da quando
- Da 8 anni
- Hai fratelli?
- Sì, 4 ma sono gay anche loro
- Tuo babbo che lavoro fa?
- Il muratore, gay anche lui
- Ma scusa, possibile che non ci sia nessuno nella tua famiglia cui piacciono le donne?
- Sì, mia mamma.

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 21:16

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fine della lunga cavalcata uff

Cattolico_Romano

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 21:20

Re:

(Zacuff), 04/08/2009 21.16:
9

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clok uff uff anzi uff arf clik clàcc cliùck clak uff anzi uff clik click cloòòk clòck....jeeeeeeeèèpppp!!!!
fine della lunga cavalcata uff

Ma che razza di zoccoli ha stò Cavallo???
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(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 21:25

mi sa che ho esagerato

Cattolico_Romano

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 21:29

Re:

(Zacuff), 04/08/2009 21.25:
mi sa che ho esagerato

Forse sarà un cavallo catto-conustia-progressista! [SM=g6794]

Katietta-64

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 21:33

Ma no Zac, non hai esagerato...
È un cavallo che ha dovuto fare molta strada per andare a prendere Gabbianella e Katietta e magari portarle al manicomio

(Zacuff)

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 21:56

Re:

Katietta-64, 04/08/2009 21.33:
Ma no Zac, non hai esagerato...
È un cavallo che ha dovuto fare molta strada per andare a prendere Gabbianella e Katietta e magari portarle al manicomio

ah, pensavo fossero già al manicomio quelle due signore!
Mi sa che anche il cavallo ha bisogno di manicomio dopo una si lunga galoppata!

Katietta-64

00martedì 4 agosto 2009 23:02

Ahahahah

Jon Konneri

00mercoledì 5 agosto 2009 01:31

Re:

(Zacuff), 04/08/2009 21.16:
9

La lunga cavalcata (da un'idea di zac)

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tic clock crip crop clack clok clok uff uff anzi uff arf clik clàcc cliùck clak uff anzi uff clik click cloòòk clòck....jeeeeeeeèèpppp!!!!
fine della lunga cavalcata uff

Certo che ne hai fatta di strada [SM=g7329]

Gabbianella1.

00mercoledì 5 agosto 2009 08:24

O forse per la sua cavalcata di andare da un bravo.....zoccoliere?ferrista?maniscalco?stalliere?

(Breve risposta inviata dal manicomio ,tramite piccione viaggiatore, da una gabbianella in stato di evidente confusione.)

ahahahhahahahhahahah

(Zacuff)

00mercoledì 5 agosto 2009 14:14

10

gabbia...entra da ...nella, che è una famosa pizzeria a taglio ed ordina tre etti di pizza.
Il pizzaiolo gli fa:
- Gliela divido in quattro o otto pezzi?
- Faccia solo quattro... non so se riesco a mangiarne otto!

(Zacuff)

00mercoledì 5 agosto 2009 14:20

11

katietta torna a casa da una missione con una broncopolmonite tremenda.
Tutti in famiglia a chiedere:
- Ma come hai fatto a prenderti la broncopolmonite?
- Eh... sul treno c'era il vetro del finestrino rotto, ed ho dovuto sopportare il vento in faccia per tutto il viaggio!
- Ma non potevi cambiare posto?
- E sì ... e con chi lo cambiavo? Non c'era nessuno nello scompartimento!

(Zacuff)

00mercoledì 5 agosto 2009 14:23

12

- sapete perchè in Paradiso non c'è più del 3% di donne?
- ?????
- perchè se fossero di più sarebbe un inferno.

(il trio gabbia-katietta docet)

a proposito, c'è uno/a disponibile per fare un trio musicale con me?

(Zacuff)

00mercoledì 5 agosto 2009 14:27

13 (13 significa tredici)

Due ciccioni con una gran pancia rimangono incastrati
all'ingresso dell'ascensore schiena contro schiena.
Dopo tanti tentativi per liberarsi dice uno all'altro:
- Senta, si giri, faccia da perno!
Risponde l'altro:
- Senta, si giri lei faccia da stronzo!

Gabbianella1.

00mercoledì 5 agosto 2009 14:35

......

Gabbianella1.

00mercoledì 5 agosto 2009 14:46

Vediamo se mi riesce qta...ma nn son brava...come zac...

Lo sapete perchè il 97 per cento degli uomini si trova in Paradiso?
Perchè l'inferno è strapieno....(come del tre per cento di donne?)...
ma allora è quasi vuoto!!!!!!!

uhm.....nn ridete?Nooo?
Uffa ,io ci ho provato.....
e ditelo subito che mi è venuta maleeee!!!!

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